If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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sucks Syntax...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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