- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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