- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

WOw you have no life

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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