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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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