- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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