- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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