A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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