What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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