- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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