- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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