- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Canadians

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What black and has children A black man

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

non poop

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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