- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

This is a joke.

WILLYS

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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