- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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