- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Who wants water? I do.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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