Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The duck didn't cross the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

thumb_up thumb_down -12

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whatdumb and gay stewart price

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops