- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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