- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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