Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Sex

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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