- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

France had one revolution

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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