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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Where's my tractor?

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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