What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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