What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Knock Knock.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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