What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Water? I hardly know her.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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