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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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