- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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