- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is older than history?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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