- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there ?

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?