what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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karn chevalier

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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