A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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