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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Ready for something funny? nothing

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's 9 + 10 19

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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