- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

knock knock go away

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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