- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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