- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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