- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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