- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man did not like this site

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

womens rights

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

womans having rights.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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