why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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