Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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