- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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