- Anti Joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Obama lin Baden.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.