- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Abortion

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

My children are mistakes

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Basically

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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