- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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