Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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