What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Where's my baby??

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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