- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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