- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Manchester City

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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