- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Grace Ackerson

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