- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

how do you win a game try your best

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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