2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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