- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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