- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

THe Election

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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