A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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