did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

G:nock nock B:come in!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Hello.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

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