- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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