- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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