- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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