You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A man did not like this site

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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