- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

a. why? b. because

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A Chinese man fails a math test

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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