Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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women's rights.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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