What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Justin Beiber

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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