What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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