Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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