- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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