- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's 1+1? 69.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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