Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Womans baksetball...

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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