- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What? Huh?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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