Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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