- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Neither did she.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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