you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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