- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Fat people

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

My children are mistakes

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Basically

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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