How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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