- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

your face

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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