- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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