What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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