What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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