What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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