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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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