- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel