Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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