- Anti Joke

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

homosexual

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists