Nickelback.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Pickles are powerful

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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