- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

bite me

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I named my son ps2 controller

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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