- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Click here for free sandwich.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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