- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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