Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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