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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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