- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

you give like i give lomain

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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