- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what's white and sticky semen

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