A bar walks into a man

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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