Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock Knock.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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