- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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