- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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