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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Trump will make America great again.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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