What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Rebecca Black

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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