- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Trump will make America great again.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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