- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Stop. Seriously stop.

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