What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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knock knock go away

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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