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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

well use a tissue!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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