What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

PENIS :)

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

pobody's nerfect

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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