- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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