like most people my age. im 27

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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