Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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I love you

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Anti Joke

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