- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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