- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

all the kids had fun

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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