- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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