- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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