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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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