- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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