- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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