why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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