- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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