Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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