Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Obama = ebola

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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