How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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