- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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