- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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