Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops