- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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