- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

sorry got to poo

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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