What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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