- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah