Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Diarrhea

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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The Colts this year.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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