- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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