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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

* anti-punchline

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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