- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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