A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Sloths

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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