Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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