- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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