Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Gay republicans

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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