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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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