- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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