- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A lot eh?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

you give like i give lomain

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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