A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

ure mama's so fat

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

sucks Syntax...

Manchester City

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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