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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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