how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's the difference between a duck?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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