- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

black people swimming

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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