- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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