- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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