- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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