Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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