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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

poopy is poopy

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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I asked her where you were.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

im telling maguire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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