Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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