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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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