Brain fart

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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