How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Penis

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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