What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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