Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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where is the world?

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Anti Joke

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