how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Niall Horan

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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hi

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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poopoo

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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