- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Jovan

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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