- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

hi

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

no rasist joks

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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