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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

what do you call a black chef glendon

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A van drives into a car.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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